Would you rather~

In this game, the object is to ask somone a question, emitting the subject of... Would you rather? In this description, it is to ask somone if they would rather EX: Would you rather do a monkey, or ride an elephant's trunk, The next person that posts must answer the question, and write a new one for the person below them .

I'll start..

I'de ride an elephant


Would you rather... Lick an icy pole, or marry mick jagger.

I'd lick that pole!

Would you rather... eat a kiwi or make an epicly long RP post? >w>

O.o ehh.. hard question, i think id rather make an epicly long rp-post, cause im not really a fruit person :3

would YOU rather... watch a porn tape of your parents of 15+ years ago, or have your parents watch a porn tape you made?

Easy, make them watch my homosexual antics on film.'

Would you rather.... Eat cow shit, or piss off Kiwi o-o

Eat Cow shit of course. Kiwi pissed off is not fun
would you rather piss glass or shit rocks?

I would rather shit rocks, it'd be easier than pissing shards. -.-

Would you rather have an elephant dick or get your nose sliced apart.

Elephant dick. o3o.

Would you rather... be stuck in an elevator with the person you hate the most? Or be on a desolate island that has no food or rum?

I'de be in that elevator, so I can at least have some food. -Eyeballs the person I hate most-

Woudl you rather be apart of a real life 'Scary movie' living out the drastic events.. Or be apart of a poop-involved porno.